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The wife of the Aussie says “Why, oh why, did I only make him Vegemite sandwiches? I could have changed it at least once and he’d still be here.” The funeral is a week later and all their wives are gathered together in a circle crying. The Irishman then opens his lunch box and finds another ham sandwich. The American opens his lunch box too and sees another peanut butter and jelly sandwich, so he also jumps off. The next day at lunch the Aussie opens his lunch box to discover another Vegemite sandwich so, true to his word, he jumps. He in turn says to the other two, “If I get another ham sandwich I’m jumping as well.”
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The Irishman then opens his lunch box and sees a ham sandwich.
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He says to the other two guys, “You know what, if my wife makes me another peanut and jelly sandwich I’m jumping off too.” The American then opens his lunch box to find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He groans and says, “You know what, if my wife makes me another Vegemite sandwich I’m going to jump off this damn building.” The Aussie opens his lunch box and sees a Vegemite sandwich. These 3 construction workers – an Aussie, an Irishman and an American – are about to have lunch while sitting on the 40th floor of a construction site.
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I think the shovel is the most groundbreaking. Out of all these modern construction tools … Today at the construction site we had an accident. Out of nowhere, the Chinese man jumps out from behind a pile of dirt and yells, “SUPPLIES!” He then looks around and sees that the Chinese man is missing, and supplies are everywhere. He walks up to the Mexican and sees that all the wood is stacked in a perfect pile, so he says, “wonderful job!” and moves on. The boss tells him, “Great work!” and moves on. He walks over to the Russian, and all the concrete mix is stacked up nice and orderly. The boss then leaves and comes back a few hours later to check up on his new workers. The boss says that for their first day on the job, the Russian is in charge of concrete, the Mexican is in charge of wood, and the Chinese man is in charge of supplies. I’m working on a joke about road construction.Ī Russian, a Mexican, and a Chinese man all show up to a construction site and get hired. I said, “Oh, well where will they be when they’re finished?” He replied, “They’re all under ‘Construction’.” I went into my local DIY superstore yesterday and said to a member of staff, “Where can I find some hammers, nails, a trowel and a bag of cement?” The blaze was attended by 80 firefighters.Īnd 40 Native American Indians, 30 construction workers and 20 cowboys. The gay bar in our town burned down last night. I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning. You end up doing all the work and some fat guy in a suit takes all the credit. Why is Christmas day just like a day at a construction site? The second blonde is amazed at the other guy’s stupidity and yells at him, “You idiot! The nails pointed toward you aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!” If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!” The first worker replies, “If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed toward me, then I throw it away because it’s defective. The other worker is intrigued by this and eventually asks him, “Why do you keep throwing those nails away?” The one who’s nailing down the timber keeps reaching into his nail pouch for nails and every time he pulls one out he either throws it over his shoulder or nails it in. These two blonde carpenters are working on a house. I watched a documentary about how they fix steelwork together last night. Then, he nods to the young man as he says with a smile, “Alright. So the old guy grabs the wheelbarrow by the handles. The young guy laughs confidently, “You’re on, old man. He’s been making fun of one of the older workmen in particular.Įventually, the older worker has had enough and says, “Tell you what – why don’t you put your money where your mouth is? I’ll bet you a week’s wages that I can take something over to that other building in this wheelbarrow and you won’t be able to wheel it back.” This arrogant young guy has recently started work at a construction site and ever since he started he’s been bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his superior strength.